Satire Much?

Help Furnish The Greatest Ballroom in American History!

A ballroom of this magnitude doesn't decorate itself. For just $1, you can sponsor a highly specific luxury item!

Donate here

Ways to Help

Luxurious crystal chandelier with lit candles in an ornate room.

The Chandelier

The Gold-Plated Plunger

The Cardboard Box

We only use the best crystals. Everyone says so. Sponsor exactly one (1) crystal on our magnificent ceiling fixture.

Sponsor

A large box labeled with "Tremendously T.R.U.M.P. Ballroom Documents" on a velvet cushion.

The Cardboard Box

The Gold-Plated Plunger

The Cardboard Box

Perfect for storing stage equipment, leftover catering, or light reading material with red folders. Very secure.

Sponsor

Luxurious gold toilet plunger beside ornate toilet on marble floor.

The Gold-Plated Plunger

Just in case the ballroom reaches capacity and we have to move the party to the gold-plated bathroom.

Sponsor

Frequently Asked Questions

Are there classified documents in the Trump Ballroom?

We cannot confirm or deny what is stored next to the stage equipment. However, we assure you the cardboard boxes are of the highest, most tremendous quality. Beautiful boxes. The best.

Is the Trump Ballroom open to the public?

Only to those who possess top-secret clearance, an FBI warrant, or a spare dollar bill. We strongly prefer the dollar bill.

Can I get my dollar back if the ballroom gets raided?

Absolutely no refunds. All funds go directly toward the legal defense of this satirical website's hosting fees.

Where is the T.R.U.M.P. Ballroom located?

It lives securely on the internet, hosted on the finest servers, protected by the best firewalls. It’s a beautiful location. Much more secure than a resort bathroom, frankly.

About Us

Our Vision

The Infrastructure

Many people have asked, "Why build a digital ballroom?" And frankly, it was a necessity. People were coming up to me—strong people, smart people—with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, the internet is lacking tremendous elegance. It has no class, no beautiful chandeliers, nowhere secure to store our very important reading materials." So we built it. We built the most beautiful, most perfect website ever hosted on the internet. Everyone says so.

The Infrastructure

The Trump Ballroom isn’t just a webpage. It’s a marvel of modern digital real estate. The servers are massive. We have the best pixels, folks. Other websites are failing, their traffic is sad and low-energy, but our digital ballroom is structurally sound, highly secure, and definitely not located near a country club bathroom. The code is perfect. Like a perfect phone call. It's completely safe from the fake news, and more importantly, it's open for your financial contributions.

The Mission

The Infrastructure

The Mission

Our mission is simple: to provide a luxurious, world-class virtual experience for exactly one dollar. Some people say a dollar doesn't buy much these days. Sad! Here at the Trump Ballroom, a dollar buys you a piece of history. It buys you the right to say you helped fund the most tremendous, most beautiful satirical digital space of our time. No refunds.

Help Furnish The Greatest Ballroom in American History!

Ways to Help

The Chandelier

The Gold-Plated Plunger

The Cardboard Box

The Cardboard Box

The Gold-Plated Plunger

The Cardboard Box

The Gold-Plated Plunger

The Gold-Plated Plunger

The Gold-Plated Plunger

Frequently Asked Questions

About Us

Our Vision

The Infrastructure

The Infrastructure

The Infrastructure

The Infrastructure

The Infrastructure

The Mission

The Infrastructure

The Mission

Cookie Monster